Typos!

This is my FMT page. Frequently Made Typos. My cousin, Felina, aka Stormwatcher, suggested it and I thought it a grand idea! (And for everyone's information, I typoed "cousin" as "cousing" and had to fix it.) I am actually getting a whole lot better with not typoing, but they still slip in, and there's some I still make a lot. This is a list of all my normal typos, old or new!

And this is the Typo Demon, a picture that I drew a long time ago when the T's and O's on my keyboard didn't work right half the time.

If anyone familiar with me has more typos, by all means, Email me! Think about different types of typos. Like...dunec would be a transposition, like jsut. So if you've got a differnt kind that I've missed, send 'em along!

jsut = just ohter = other thign = thing somehting = something kidna = kinda teher = there weer = were teh = the	I HATE these typos; I do them all the time! Lots of transpositions, too!
ltitle = little	There are several variations of this, including littl, litlte, litle, and tittle.
dind't = didn't	I do this on a lot of words that have some kind of contraction in them. I will transpose the last two letters.
won;t = won't	I hate semicolons! These sneaky semicolons like to sneak in and shove out my apostrophes. Didn't, shouldn't, it's, and anything else with an apostrophe is at risk!
coudl = could	This also goes for should, would, and any other word with that combination of letters in it. Sometimes "should" loses its H, too.
Brain = Brian	Any Brians in my stories usually get changed to a mass of gray matter. Or vice versa.
boko = book	O's don't like to stay together in my writing.
yelles = yelled	Sometimes words sneak through a timewarp and change their tenses. Only from past to present, though!
thoguht = thought	Ought, though, and usually thorough have this same affliction. Must be genetic.
conbination = combination	My n's and m's like to switch places allll the time. And I usually don't notice it!
shit = shot or shut siffering = suffering etc.	If you see "shit" in anything I write...it might mean shit. But then it might mean shot or shut, too. I hate telling someone to "shit up"...it just doesn't sound right! I also have chuckens sometimes instead of chickens. And so on and so forth.
ur = our	O's are a pain in my arse!
hat = hate	Long vowels become short vowels when my E's take a damned powder!
hald = hold	This one is not so much as a slip of the finger, as a slip of the brain. (Not the Brian.) A's and o's think they're interchangable. Kinda like apples and oranges. You guys are NOT the same thing!
ahivng - having	Then there's words whose letters just get barfed out in any ol' jumbled order!
groin = grin	Sneaky-ass letters...they horn in where they're not invited. And yes, sometimes typos make other words, and BAD ones at that! The Typo Demon LOVES to make naughty inuendos and cusses out of poor, innocent words.
HOld = hold	Greedy, greedy shift keys...always hang around for more time than is needed.
spacenbar = space bar	The N often beats up my space bar and takes its place. The B and M do sometimes. Are these letters coincidence? I think not!
ommissio = ommission	AWOL!! Letters gone AWOL!
, = .	Or vice versa. Like some other people I know, they always think they're bigger than they're really supposed to be.